Gmsa1, little light-hearted Humor, (I hope it makes you laugh!)

“Jokes, Jokes, and more Jokes”

1) How do you make Holy-Water?

ans.

just Boil the “HELL right out of it”.

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2) How did the word “Picnic” come about?

ans.

there was this lady named Edna that had 2 boyfriends, she wanted to go to the beach and take both of them. She knew that she couldn’t do that because, there would probably be an argument, maybe even a fight. So she was FORCED to pick between Fred or Nic, so she picked Nic, get it (picnic) lol.

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Business Joke

3) A distraught investor called his financial advisor. “Is my money really all gone?”
He wailed. “No, no,” the advisor answered calmly. “It’s just with somebody else!”

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Again, Gmsa1, light-hearted Humor, (I hope it makes you laugh!)

Sports Joke

4) It was only her second date with a die-hard baseball fan, and Sally was a little nervous. It was her fault they arrived at the ballpark a full hour after the game had started. Taking her seat, Sally glanced up at the scoreboard. It was a tight pitcher’s battle, bottom of the fifth, 0-0. “Look, John,” she exclaimed with relief, “we haven’t missed a thing.”

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Airplane Joke

5) A man seating on a window seat discovered two engines on fire. He began to holler, two engines on fire! Two engines on fire! The passengers began to panic. Suddenly the pilot ran from the cockpit with a parachute on his back. “Don’t worry”! He yelled. I’m going for help!

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Doctors Joke

6) I’m worried about your heart murmur,” the doc told Jack. “I’ve always had a heart murmur,” Jack protested. “Yeah,” replied the doc, “but now the murmur has started
humming.” “That doesn’t sound good!” Jack was getting worried now. “It’s worse than you think,” the doc said. “It’s humming ‘Nearer My God to Thee.’”

Gmsa1, light-hearted Humor, (I hope it makes you laugh!)